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Another spammer bites the dust.
Andrea364 queen of... the Obituary Page.

I am sick of the old post so I am making this one that says absolutely nothing about anything.
God! Now I feel just like all the talentless spam flash "artists."

I was reading on CNN about some Russian Supermodel/bodygaurd who was killed during a car jacking. I was thinking that she was an unfortunate victim of yet another senseless crime but then I read why she died.
Basically the thief tossed her out of the car and as he climbed in and closed the door she grabbed on to it and kept holding on as if she would stop the moving auto with her bare hands! Yes, she was also a bodygaurd, and martial arts trained but let's face it, speeding cars and asphalt = splat for even the most elite blackbelts.
Contrast this with a 67 year old retired school teacher from where I live. Dude has a gun tells her to get out of her car and while she is fiddling with the seat belt she grabs the keys and chucks em as she gets out. While he goes scrambling for them she gets the hell out of there!
The lesson: 67 year old retired school teacher is a smarter person then some glamourous Russian supermodel turned bodyguard. To bad we did not have a fountain of youth. We could make the old woman younger so she could have a few more kids because the world sure needs some smarter people. Your life is worth more then your car.
And to think we were worried about the Russians in the Cold War! I doubt now if their bombs would even have worked since it is clear that they just dont understand physics all that well.

I don't know how many people here are into politics and I don't really care, but I was totally amused by my state's governor coming out an endorsing Barak Obama.
What amused me? Well I live in Kansas, and in the state of Kansas the Dept of Education has for the past few years questioned the idea of evolution. They freed up local areas to decide. We have some schools that mention it, some that dont, while others mention it alongside Creationism and yet others only mention Creationism.
Now add to that the fact that people since 2000 have compared George Dubya Bush to a chimpanzee and Barak Obama's campaign slogan is "change." Evolution is just that! Change. So to mock my own state government I had to make this pic! I could not resist.

Spam is something that should come in a can and be made up of processed meat scraps and purchasable by those on WIC or other USDA food programs. Spam should not be on the portal and those "artists" responsible for it should be blammed out of existance. When people come to NG they come to find something entertaining to view or play. They do not come here to be subjected to the inane creations of inane "artists" just because those inane "artists" are out to rack up submission points etc.
The spam needs to stop and it's about time that those who engage in portal submission reviews actually do what they are supposed to do. Otherwise NG will just be a place where people can go to find crappy flash composed ot strobe effects and insulting words scrolling across the field. Hardly bragging rights.
Just say no to Spam and to all those who submit it.
